On Thursday, we kicked off the #BestTVLines2014 hashtag on Twitter, and fans of the small screen immediately joined in with thousands of hilarious, moving, dark, weird and funny contributions. If you have some time to kill, check out #BestTVLines2014 on Twitter for all the insanity. Below is a selection of a few of our favorite lines. Of course, if you have more to add, feel free to keep #BestTVLines2014 going strong into the new year!
"Time is a flat circle." #TrueDetective @HBO #BestTVLines2014
— Mo Ryan (@moryan) December 18, 2014#BestTvLines2014 #JaneTheVirgin @jaimecamil pic.twitter.com/MuSXYAV9yc
— HuffPostEnt (@HuffPostEnt) December 18, 2014"Daniel Craig?!?!? He looks like an upset baby!" #BestTVLines2014 #YoureTheWorst
— Alan Sepinwall (@sepinwall) December 18, 2014"Steve Jobs was a poser. He didn't even write code." Richard Hendricks #BestTVLines2014 #SiliconValley
— 「Nayed」 (@NayedSA) December 18, 2014"I wouldn't be eating pizza in front of you if I liked you." @girlsHBO #BestTVLines2014
— Jenna Amatulli (@ohheyjenna) December 18, 2014"If you feel things getting sexual say, "shut it down!" #NewGirl #BestTVLines2014 pic.twitter.com/fXEEUCAhkp
— Yahoo TV (@YahooTV) December 18, 2014"Hey, did this treadmill just ask for my weight? Rude." - Mindy
#TheMindyProject #BestTVLines2014 @moryan
— Mere Smith (@EvilGalProds) December 18, 2014"Why is your penis on a dead girl's phone?" #HTGAWM #BestTVLines2014
— Stephanie Youngblood (@youngbloodhere) December 18, 2014"Gotham needs me! I am its future!" - Oswald Cobblepot #BestTVLines2014 #gotham
— Gotham (@Gotham) December 18, 2014"It's Gina's phone, leave me a voicemail, I won't check it cause it's not 1993." –Gina #BestTVLines2014 #brooklyn99
— Brooklyn Nine-Nine (@Brooklyn99FOX) December 18, 2014"Just let me finish my pie" #BestTVLines2014 #Juice #SonsOfAnarchy #FinalRide
— Aiming For Olicity (@TheSunCameOut) December 18, 2014[scowls at you while chain smoking]
#BestTVLines2014 #TheLeftovers pic.twitter.com/c2obvKHKin
— Matt Fowler (@TheMattFowler) December 18, 2014"Don't ask me to say I don't love you." #Arrow #BestTVLines2014
— Dianne Sylvan (@DSylvan) December 18, 2014"I simply understood, from the darkest corner of my soul, that these pancakes couldn't kill me, because I was already dead” #BestTVLines2014
— Alan Sepinwall (@sepinwall) December 18, 2014Anything @JoeLoTruglio said on @Brooklyn99FOX?! "I was curious about how old glue tasted. Answer, like a horse lollipop." #BestTVLines2014
— Dauren (@daurenvelez) December 18, 2014"I'm supposed to let a bunch of dead-eyed white guys shit all over absolutely everything I stand for?" -- @VeepHBO #BestTVLines2014
— Jessica Goodman (@jessgood) December 18, 2014"I'm full of myself!" #Hannibal #BestTVLines2014
— Daar-Lord (@AndrewDaar) December 18, 2014Nicky Nichols yall #BestTVLines2014 @OITNB @nlyonne pic.twitter.com/TUGOESAcTH
— Erin Whitney (@CinemaBite) December 18, 2014"I'm from LA. Fun hipster shit is just poor Latino shit from ten years ago." #BestTVLines2014 @YTWFX
— Emily (@emilyhughes) December 18, 2014"You don't go Jessica Simpson when you've got Rihanna." @OITNB #BestTVLines2014
— Jenna Amatulli (@ohheyjenna) December 18, 2014"You raped her. You murdered her. You killed her children. I came to hear you confess."- The Red Viper #BestTVLines2014 @GameOfThrones #GoT
— Leslee Tyler (@leslee_tyler) December 18, 2014Bellamy Blake: Who we are and who we need to be to survive are very different things. #BestTVlines2014 #the100
— The100 Buzz (@the100buzz) December 18, 2014"I don't know if it comes with the room but there's a naked cowboy shaving in our bathroom." #Castle #BestTVLines2014
— Castle Vital Scenes (@BecklebeeCastle) December 18, 2014"Lightning gave me abs?!" #TheFlash #BestTVLines2014
— Dhruvi Mehta (@dhruvs_13) December 18, 2014#BestTVLines2014 @transparent_tv pic.twitter.com/vv2pbodLbW
— HuffPostEnt (@HuffPostEnt) December 18, 2014#BestTVLines2014 #BobsBurgers #Tina pic.twitter.com/zNCEU0RcZ6
— Holly Grant (@HollyG__) December 18, 2014"Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing." #RonEffinSwanson #BestTVLines2014 @ParksandRecNBC
— Mo Ryan (@moryan) December 18, 2014@moryan " you can't spell subtext without s-e-x."
#supernatural #BestTVLines2014
— littlecrisiM (@littlecrisiM) December 18, 2014Lorne Malvo: "No. Highly irregular is the time I found a human foot in a toaster oven. This is just odd." #BestTVLines2014 #fargo @moryan
— John Ryan (@John_J_Ryan) December 18, 2014"What's a library? Is that like a big Kindle?" #BestTVLines2014 @moryan @portlandia @Carrie_Rachel
— Nicole Krampos (@camposova) December 18, 2014"Not today, Satan. Not today." - @BiancaDelRio1 #BestTVLines2014 #DragRace
— sonia saraiya (@soniasaraiya) December 18, 2014"Have a shitty day!" #DonnieFTW @orphanBlack #BestTVLines2014 pic.twitter.com/DO45pcS3I0
— Mo Ryan (@moryan) December 18, 2014"Zip up your pants, shut your mouth and stop banging the help." #TheGoodWife #BestTVLines2014
— Andrea Reiher (@Zap2itAndrea) December 18, 2014"Sugarplum, these people are lost and on drugs, and they have venereal diseases. That's not for you." #MadMen #BestTVLines2014
— Kathleen Gallagher (@NewBrunette) December 18, 2014“Is your social worker in that horse?” @NBCHannibal #BestTVLines2014
— Mandy Cameron (@MandyCameron__x) December 18, 2014#BestTVLines2014 "So it's 1976 down there." #Scandal pic.twitter.com/OFj6WcmvNq
— RedHot Scandal2.0 (@scandal_redhot) December 18, 2014"Look at the flowers lizzie" #BestTVLines2014 #TheWalkingDead
— Adam Nichols (@centsablelawns) December 18, 2014"I'm going to have to eat every fucking chicken in this room." #GameOfThrones #BestTVLines2014
— James Poniewozik (@poniewozik) December 18, 2014"This certainly is an upsetting number of pancakes." #Review #BestTVLines2014 @TVsAndyDaly @ComedyCentral pic.twitter.com/w77yRzDNRy
— Mo Ryan (@moryan) December 18, 2014You all sound so... English. You appear to have developed a fault #BestTVLines2014 #DoctorWho #PeterCapaldi
— Aaron Jones (@aaronmjonesy) December 18, 2014“Fedoras are worse than genocide.” #Girls #BestTVLines2014
— Ian Zelaya (@IanDavidZelaya) December 18, 2014“I have small hands and terrifying dreams.” @TaniaGunadi #DarkPark #Enlisted #BestTVLines2014
— Sarah Katz (@sarahdkatz) December 18, 2014#BestTVLines2014 #TheLeftovers pic.twitter.com/ZlzJqg2Btd
— 10 (@xOula) December 18, 2014