Australian rock band The Beards have one mission in life: putting a beard on every man and -- that's right -- woman's face. The fourth installment of their pro-beard agenda, "The Beard Album," is a 12-track facial hair assault, filled with spirited messages like "A man without a beard is like a lion without a dick," "I wanna make love to all the bearded ladies" and "I do have a beard, but I don't have a job."
“Our previous albums were pretty beardy, but we just felt they didn’t quite fully sum up our affinity toward beards,” bassist Nathaniel Beard said in a press release. “Now with this new album, we feel like we’ve finally released what will probably go down as the most pro-beard album in history.”
If you're looking for the courage to continue your beard through the approaching hot months, or just a good laugh, stream The Beards' album below. If it strokes your beard, you can purchase it on iTunes.
“Our previous albums were pretty beardy, but we just felt they didn’t quite fully sum up our affinity toward beards,” bassist Nathaniel Beard said in a press release. “Now with this new album, we feel like we’ve finally released what will probably go down as the most pro-beard album in history.”
If you're looking for the courage to continue your beard through the approaching hot months, or just a good laugh, stream The Beards' album below. If it strokes your beard, you can purchase it on iTunes.