These Photos Of Faces Hiding In Everyday Life Are Your New Favorite Twitter Addiction

Sometimes, just sometimes, Twitter is great. This past month, the social media platform became the home of @FacesPics, a hilarious account that documents anthropomorphic photographs of faces hiding in plain site. From coffee foam to open backpacks to sliced onions, the anonymous geniuses behind "Faces in Things" manage to turn the most mundane items into quirky characters in well under 140 characters.

Here are just 15 reasons why we (and 244,000 other followers) can't stop looking at it:

1. This frightened bottle opener.

This bottle opener is terrified pic.twitter.com/CcqB6FIhiv

— Faces in Things (@FacesPics) December 3, 2013

2. This shocked coffee.

Even your coffee is surprised you woke up this early pic.twitter.com/h1cAWPtAHN

— Faces in Things (@FacesPics) December 3, 2013

3. This satisfied plane.

So excited to fly! pic.twitter.com/ALT1wR3Ain

— Faces in Things (@FacesPics) December 2, 2013

4. This celebratory motorized chair.

[╯°□°]╯ pic.twitter.com/lq0WrehIlY

— Faces in Things (@FacesPics) December 1, 2013

5. This aghast bathroom.

AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! pic.twitter.com/ZpuUA3rhe3

— Faces in Things (@FacesPics) December 1, 2013

6. This unhappy dryer.

Drunk Washing Machine pic.twitter.com/N1xP0hzZQp

— Faces in Things (@FacesPics) December 1, 2013

7. This confused tree.

This tree is surprised when people approach it pic.twitter.com/gRdwFl8qvm

— Faces in Things (@FacesPics) November 29, 2013

8. This agitated car interior.

The car can't believe it pic.twitter.com/WNv4Ae3KqD

— Faces in Things (@FacesPics) November 29, 2013

9. This contented boat.

Meet Happy Louie! pic.twitter.com/KhTbiqb0wj

— Faces in Things (@FacesPics) November 28, 2013

10. This skeptical roof.

Tired Roof pic.twitter.com/MpnCHYvuN4

— Faces in Things (@FacesPics) November 27, 2013

11. These evil taillights.

I'm going to eat your soul! pic.twitter.com/uzrdoLIEPG

— Faces in Things (@FacesPics) November 26, 2013

12. This amused ice cream.

When you gaze into a bowl of ice cream, the ice cream also gazes into you pic.twitter.com/zIkUSs00x4

— Faces in Things (@FacesPics) November 25, 2013

13. This horrified audio set-up.

OH GOD WHY, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME pic.twitter.com/PVHkfb0SNw

— Faces in Things (@FacesPics) November 25, 2013

14. This hungry jacket.

Piranha pic.twitter.com/ZQ5T1l9seE

— Faces in Things (@FacesPics) November 24, 2013

15. This deadpan mailbox.

Smoking box pic.twitter.com/mEozTM4TWs

— Faces in Things (@FacesPics) November 24, 2013

BONUS: These adorable grass cells.

Just some happy grass cells under the microscope. pic.twitter.com/XeACxGOxWE

— Faces in Things (@FacesPics) December 1, 2013

h/t Colossal